In chapter 8 they have sex... vanilla style. I'll spare you the details; however, it's all that sweet talk that just oozed away every wrong thing I ever said about this book. I was completely wrong, Christian really is this amazing person and... HA. Just kidding. Still a prick, here's why.
He just got angry at the fact that Ana is a virgin, like how is that supposed to just come up in conversation? This is your second "date" and let's face it, society is not too kind to virgins now a days. It's not something one goes telling to every soul they meet. And so what if she is? That's her decision, it's her body. He's also mad that he bore something to her so intimate (a sex dungeon, we still don't even know his middle name for Christ's sake) but she never filled him in on her virginity. Again, you didn't fill out a non-disclosure with her, because it's all about you, ass wipe. Christian was that kid when you were younger who over said the phrase "that's not fair," an awful lot.
| David Bowie for the win!!! |
He also offers to "relieve her of her burden" because it would be a "means to an end" so he'll "make love to her for just tonight."
I know what you're thinking... see? He's willing to already break his rules to get her. Is he now? No. He's playing the role because it would be beneficial to him...not to build a relationship, not to woo her off her feet; because even he understands that she probably won't go for anything kinky to "give away her virginity." Know how I know this, because he then tells her how much he wants her and has from the beginning he saw her. If he wants her so damn much why can't he be willing to build a relationship with her... you know... date her; and if BDSM is something they want to introduce gradually, why not? Why isn't he capable of normal, healthy relationships? We'll learn why later... as to which I will tear another hole into this book and all those people saying "that's no big deal."
So they... do it... seriously. These are the words Ana uses. A middle school euphemism....
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| YES!!! |
But after Christian wraps that up... he says something and I physically lost it. Literally... I laughed so hard I gagged. If I couldn't take this book seriously before, I definitely can't now.
BE PREPARED!!!!!
If my husband ever said that to me it would be an instant mood killer.
For days.
I'd never look at him the same again.
If my husband ever said that to me it would be an instant mood killer.
For days.
I'd never look at him the same again.
Then they have sex.
Virginity taken.
Virginity taken.
She wakes up later to Christian playing the piano (every cliche ever is in this book. A few I can take... but now it' getting ridiculous) and she determines that he's just such a sad soul.... he doesn't like to be touched and he plays sad music.
Obviously, if you don't know how to read a plot, she's going to try to rescue him.
Obviously, if you don't know how to read a plot, she's going to try to rescue him.
